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PINOY JOKES about Dowry or Nuptial Presents Tradition in the Philippines

A well-known Filipino or Pinoy businessman constructed one of the largest shopping malls in Asia. After four months in investing his money from his business, he attended a party of the Ambassador as he was invited. Inside the Embassy, he noticed the fairest and the most beautiful lady in the party which astonished him. The lady was the Secretary of the Ambassador. With the basic instinct of Pinoy, he did not hesitate not to go near her and courted her immediately. It is customary in our country that if you will court someone, you are obliged to give something which will serve as dowry or nuptial presents in order for you be married. With the tradition that we have, the lady thought of things immediately and told those things to the Pinoy businessman.

Lady: My 1st dowry is, buy me a 24 carat gold bracelet and a 72 carat diamond ring. The Pinoy businessman immediately called his accountant and the accountant said “no problem boss.” The lady was surprised that he can easily provide her what she wanted to have. So, she told herself that on her next dowry, she will increase the price.

Lady: My 2nd dowry is, you must build me 60-acre mansion in New York and a 40-acre summer home in France. With his insistence to win the lady’s heart, he immediately called his real estate brokers in New York and France.  His brokers then said, “no problem too, boss.”

Then the lady come up with an idea that will surely make the Pinoy businessman find difficulties in providing her next dowry.

Lady: My last dowry will be, I will be married to you if you have 10 inches long penis. The Pinoy businessman blushed and got silenced for a few seconds.

Lady: Huh! You thought that you can provide me all I will ask you? You must be kidding me! You are very proud that you are rich but you are nothing when it comes to that thing!

Pinoy Businessman: Ermm, I am sorry ma’am, but no matter how painful it is, I will have to cut down my penis just to give you what you need. A 10-inches penis.

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admin on March 26th 2009 in Pinoy Jokes

Pinoy Jokes | Jeepney Fare

cross_eyed_boyPinoy jokes about Jeepney fare.

On a passenger jeep somewhere in the Philippines.

Passenger: Mr. Driver, how much is the fare?

Driver: The minimum fare is 7.50 pesos.

Passenger: He draws his money in his pocket and noticed that his money is not enough to pay for his fare. He said to himslef, Owww, how will I pay my fare if I do not have enough money to pay. How will this be? He finds himself a little time to think how to solve his problem then he noticed that the driver have crossed eye and that gave him a chance to solve his problem about this jeepney fare. He told to himself that, “if the driver is crossed eyed, surely he will not noticed if I will just give him 3.25 pesos and perhaps he will have double vision on my fare and count it as 7.50 pesos. So, he then give his fare to the driver.

Surprisingly, the driver said something to him which gave him a big bomb shell.

Driver: This is not enough, shouted by the driver.

Passenger: What do you mean it is not enough? You said that the minimum fare is just 7.50 pesos.

Driver: Yes, that’s what I told you but not for the BOTH OF YOU!

Hahahaha, the passenger thought that he was able to cheat the crossed-eyed driver.

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admin on March 26th 2009 in Pinoy Jokes